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[09 May 2004|07:01pm]
[ mood | exhausted ]

this has been, BAR NONE, the worst fuckin weekend ever.

just thought i'd share that with you.

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[21 Apr 2004|11:18am]
[ mood | cheerful ]

oh no. what have i done? i have yet again ignored my livejournal to the point of abuseful neglect. if there were a division of bcw that dealt with bad livejournal parents, my goose would be cooked.

if i had a goose that is. but i don't. i have a livejournal.

this makes no sense. i make no sense. i work too much, don't you think? what do you mean i don't work nearly enough? shut yer trap, you. who the fuck asked you anyway???

i think imma go play on myspace and friendster now. yes friendster is stupid, but its still more interesting than my job.

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[07 Apr 2004|02:30pm]
[ mood | bored ]

dude.

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top ten signs you gotta stop drinkin so much [21 Mar 2004|01:21pm]
[ mood | awake ]

well i actually dunno if there are ten of them, there probably are tho i'm too lazy and hungover to think of them all. what i CAN tell you tho, if your name is delia, you go flyin down flights of stairs while blind drunk at only 9 at night on a saturday, and your louser of a bf is so fuckin drunk at the time he can't even be bothered catching you and just stands there and laughs, then you need to stop drinkin so much.

good thing about bein drunk tho is that it's true what they say... you are a lot more resilient when under the influence. you will walk away from an accident with just bruises that you might've killed yourself with had you been sober. so yeah. delia is gonna be limping for a few days but i aint goin to jail for criminal negligence (right charge, rosie?) any time soon.

but i was just thinkin, arent the lot of us just a bit old to be laughing at our drunken antics like this? when i think about it i realize what we do when drunk is just about all my friends and i talk about. fehhh... my father was right. i am an incorrigible alcoholic.

bwahahahahahahahaha...

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top o the... uhh... MIDNIGHT to ye!!! [18 Mar 2004|11:58pm]
[ mood | hung over ]

serial adding is NOT all its cracked up to be. it's no craic AT ALL as a matter of fact... it's just plain BORRRRINGGGGG. i guess i was just asking too much for people to be INTELLIGENT and WITTY and AMUSING when begging to be removed from a friends list. i guess it had slipped my mind that most of the people on lj are not very smart.

thus ends THAT brilliant idea.

yesterday was st paddys day. so was sunday. well okay, TECHNICALLY it was yesterday, but in MY world it kicked off sunday. sunday was a good day for a parade. yesterday it was not. snowed like a rabid mofucka it did, so we all just had to get drunk BEFORE the parade started. eh. don't look at me like that, you cant very well expect a load of people to march up fifth avenue in the snow in skirts SOBER can you? huh. i THOUGHT not.

and that is all i remember. the rest i will no doubt be reminded of over the next few days by way of incriminating photographs. i'd best to get to embezzling some $$ in order to pay off the blackmail that will probably ensue.

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y'all is right. [13 Mar 2004|11:53pm]
[ mood | amused ]

rolf is a stupid name. therefore my new name is fergus. that's a good irish name. or scottish. or whateverthefuck.

i likes it so it stays. SHAZAM! and it is so.

right so... i am home which is totally wrong for a saturday night but dammit i nearly fuckin killed myself last night and am not up to two nights of that in a row. or three if you count what i intend to do tomorrow. remember this is saint paddys week and that means one whole week of rampant self abuse and self humiliation. should be a real hootenanny, that. :) anyways it isnt like ive nothing to do now, i have the computer. jeezus that sounded sad, but so..?

peggy! róisín! the icon? yous like? yous BETTER like. it is for YOUR benefit that it is here. well your benefit and the fact that i am really beginning to find this ugly lil fucka hilarious. never mind that i never even MET the dude. he is incredibly threatening and lecherous lookin and therefore i like him. i will also be keeping an eye out for him out delias way because i think it would be great fun to maul him in the street and steal his fuckin precious metrocard. ;)

im off now to make up some fake journal and start adding random people. you think i won't? fuck YOU then, just WATCH ME! bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaHA!

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googling like i just dont care [12 Mar 2004|01:55pm]
[ mood | dorky ]

heh. and then you wonder why i think rolf is a far superior name to aidan. the proof is in the google, my friends.

these are aidansCollapse )

and THESE are rolfsCollapse )

roight.

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i done stolded this from chinktaro. [12 Mar 2004|01:55pm]
[ mood | bored ]

i actually have time for dumb surveys! holy fuckin hell! pretty soon i might have time to be a serial adder too!


X = Never.
_ = Done it.


(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER WENT TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(_) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER FELL IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER GOT DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(_) I NEVER GOT FIRED
(_) I NEVER GOT IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(_) I NEVER GOT TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER GOT CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF (she said when you were little dont count so)
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER GOT ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(_) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(_) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(_) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(_) I NEVER WENT TO EUROPE
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(_) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER GOT FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(_) I NEVER THREW UP IN A BAR (on the bartender no less!)
(X) I NEVER PAID FOR SEX
(_) I NEVER RAN AWAY FROM HOME.
(_) I NEVER WENT BY A NAME OTHER THEN MY BIRTH NAME.
(_) I NEVER WENT ON A CRUISE (booze cruise for a few hours count?)
(_) I NEVER FOOLED AROUND IN A CAR IN A PARKING LOT

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you know what would rock? [12 Mar 2004|01:13pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]

if i had the time to become a serial adder. no i don't mean a crappy half assed serial adder like the two that added me over this past month, never got their lists past like 40 people, and then deleted their journals. i mean a BIG TIME serial adder that inflames the fuck outta people and gets 30 death threats through lj per hour. that would kick ass.

unfortunately i havent the time for that at all. i havent even the time to properly update THIS journal. because ya know what keeps happening? i go online and then some creep comes along and dumps work on me. i was actually SCOLDED for doing email on comapny time. what the FUCK? when the hell else am i supposed to do it i ask you? i'm either working or drunk at any given time and while i am sure people would not object to humourous drunken emails from moi, i might want to run for president someday, especially since by the time i'm 35 they should have gotten rid of that pesky you-had-to-be-born-in-america-to-be-president rule, and i dont need any more dirty laundry added to my already sky high pile. SOOOOOOOOOOO... i do my email at work and journal at work and eat jars of peanut butter at my desk at work and if you don't like it ya dirty muthafletchas, you can just... go... errmm... violate yo self or somethin.

this post is goin nowhere. i think i will go do some work now.

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and just to see how long it takes weblogshiteimages to delete THIS... [10 Mar 2004|09:17am]
[ mood | i's a fuckin camwhore, isn't i ]

gotmilk
well whatever you say about me, you sure as FUCK cannot call me lactose intolerant.

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[10 Mar 2004|09:14am]
[ mood | brilliant ]

*generic ingenious post*

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good news for those of you who aren't immortal like me :) [08 Mar 2004|05:34pm]
[ mood | immortal ]

istopdeath.com.

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i am now 25 years old [05 Mar 2004|04:30pm]
[ mood | rolflike ]

well TECHNICALLY i've been 25 since 8:47am march 3rd, but this is the first time i've been bothered to mention it.

SO ANYWHO... in honour of this momentous occasion, i've changed my name to rolf. why rolf? i don't know. maybe because i've always liked the name. or maybe because people find the name rolf INFINITELY COOLER than the name aidan.

anyway i'm still working on scraping up the money to have it legally changed. right now it's a choice between booze money and name change money and i am sorry folks, there is no contest. rolf needs to get plastered.

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stoleded the idea from _best_in_show_ [28 Feb 2004|02:52pm]
[ mood | bored ]

Reply to this entry by posting a picture of yourself in the comment, then post this sentence in your journal.

i lj-cut because i CANCollapse )

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[28 Feb 2004|02:27pm]
[ mood | deeply insulted ]

i'm not loud and obnoxious, am i? of course i'm not.

TELL ME I'M NOT DAMN YOU OR ILL SCREAM RANDOM CURSE WORDS AT YOU TILL YOUR EARS BLEED!!!

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i suck. [27 Feb 2004|02:38am]
[ mood | horrified ]

this journal is not doing well. i must do something to save it. but what? hmm...

OH SNAP! I KNOW...

*post*

ta da! i have breathed new life into this journal.

now don't bother me for another couple weeks, eh?

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[15 Feb 2004|12:28pm]
[ mood | sick ]

hell hast no fury like a post valentines day hangover.

aidan loves tequila.

tequila, unfortunately, does not love aidan back. :(

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[12 Feb 2004|07:52pm]
[ mood | working ]

why the hell am i still at work? jeebis christo, wall st didn't just eat my soul, it ate my LIFE...

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you know you're a piece of shit boyfriend when... [12 Feb 2004|10:32am]
[ mood | full ]

... you buy a big old box of chocolate for your girlfriend for v-day and proceed to eat the entire thing yourself.

did i say i was going on atkins? BAHHH! im sure i'll gain weight a whole FUCKLOAD of a lot quicker on an all-godiva diet. true it mightn't be the sort of weight i WANT to gain, but at this point anything would be an improvement.

i would buy delia more chocolate but something tells me i'd just end up eating that too. man i feel sick. i think i'll just let her be satisfied with dinner, drink, roses, and fucking. that's more than enough right?

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[08 Feb 2004|11:42pm]
[ mood | crappy ]

lifes a bitch and then ya die, so fuck it all, lets go get high.

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